"SpongeBob SquarePants/ Your Shoe's Untied/Squid's Day Off". Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs holding down his money on his office desk] SpongeBob: Squidward just told me a hilarious joke and I thought you might like to hear it. Squidward: [While SpongeBob says, "I'm ready," one more time in the background] Mr. Krabs! SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! Now get back to work! I got it when it was just a little calculator. Hey, Mr. Krabs! [peeks in the window] Episode №: Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. I am! Gary: Meow. [he runs away, Thaddeus shrugs his shoulders. [shakes his radio] Please? Squidward: Shut up! See, Squidward? Mr. Krabs: I'm not paying you to do stand up, Mr. Squidward! SpongeBob: Oh my gosh. SpongeBob: This is one stubborn robot. A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend. SpongeBob also grabs some old comedy records. I am! SpongeBob: I guess it didn't know anything. Enjoy your... Say, you're not a robot, are you? [Garbled telephone noise] Bop? TV Series "SpongeBob SquarePants" ("Wet Painters/Krusty Krab Training Video", 2002), www.imdb.com. [Garbled telephone noise] Beep?! What if Gary is a robot? Nah. Squidward: SpongeBob, you got to ask him a question first. Im not running a happy factory here.” — Mr. Krabs —, “It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.”, “What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.”. Operator: Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service. 1999-. [breaks the blender with the bat] [his yelling knocks over the light and SpongeBob] YOU THINK I'M A ROBOT?! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krab Borg" from season three, which aired on March 29, 2002. Squidward: I thought you said robots can't cry. Squidward: SpongeBob uhh, how did that movie of yours end? I am! Just deliver the food. Squidward: Where's Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs: [runs up to the counter] What is it, boy? Mr. Krabs from Jun 13, 2013. Oh. [notices a nickel] Hey, a nickel! "Fictional character: Mr. Krabs". [SpongeBob screams. March 29, 2002See more... September 11, 2003 February 5, 2009 General “If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob. Coin SlotIn the episode "My Pretty Seahorse" SpongeBob finds a seahorse and immediately, and … A kind of smelly smell. Shield me with your forehead!”, “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.”. N/A [crying] No! Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Krab_Borg/transcript?oldid=3362350". If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick. Oh my gosh! I'll have you know my father loved me very much! TV Series "SpongeBob SquarePants" ("Help Wanted/Reef Blower/Tea at the Treedome", 1999), www.imdb.com. Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends. Don't fall for any of his robo tricks. [slaps him again] “Get back to work all of you! One more time, for me. [Squidward breaks the toaster and then SpongeBob sets a food processor on the desk] $62.67! 2000. Mr. Krabs: [from office] I feel completely recharged! You're thinking of "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop." SpongeBob: #17... [holds up a tray with food] Krabby Patty and a medium beverage. SpongeBob: I don't know! What is it, boy? Now why don't you... [they are at the door with angry expressions on their faces] What can I do for you? Squidward: SpongeBob, are you okay? Squidward! Mr. Krabs: No, not me toaster. Oh, yeah! Back in the office, Squidward ties Mr. Krabs to his office chair] SpongeBob! SpongeBob: I can't take it! SpongeBob grabs some rope while Squidward grabs a hammer and a saw. Click on image of Mr. Krabs quotes to view full size. Discover Mr. Krabs famous and rare quotes. SpongeBob: Gary, if you were a robot, you'd tell me, right? [in a deep voice] They're everywhere. “Get back to work all of you! SpongeBob: Squidward's father never hugged him. Enjoy the top 16 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Mr. Krabs. Squidward: Will you be quiet? Season №: SpongeBob: I also said they couldn't love. Squidward: SpongeBob. Squidward: SpongeBob, this is getting ridiculous. The ending was great! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Scary movies don't always freak me out. All Rights Reserved. Where's Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs: Well, let's hear it, lad. And I can prove it, too. 1999-. Krabs: Anchovies.Squidward: What?Mr. Gary? [pokes Gary's eye, causing him to wake up] TV Series "SpongeBob SquarePants" ("As Seen on TV/Can You Spare a Dime? Mr. Krabs: Why? Mr. Krabs: Oh, hello, boys. A buzzer goes off] I'm waiting for #17's order! SpongeBob: Okay, here it goes! SpongeBob: Squidward, why are you wearing my hat on your nose? Nah. [runs up to Mr. Krabs and then slaps him] Squidward: Umm... yeah, sure. "Fictional character: Mr. Krabs". [techno beat is heard. Mr. Krabs: That's the silliest thing I ever heard! Mr. Krabs: [crying] I loved it like it was me own. Bee-bee-boo-bop, bee-bee-boo-beep. And what good is a hot-boiled egg without a little salt? Get me the Navy! Mr. Krabs: [breaks the egg and accidentally tosses the full salt shaker into his eyes, then proceeding to scream in pain] Oh, my eyes! [slaps Mr. Krabs] That's Robot Krabs. [Gary is sleeping] Psst, Gary? SpongeBob: Where's Mr. Krabs? Squidward: It was rated "Arr! SpongeBob: Mr... [Squidward puts his hand over SpongeBob's mouth] Squidward: [removes the hat from his nose and puts it back on SpongeBob's head] I'm not wearing your hat on my nose! I am! SpongeBob: [while trying to put the cash register on Mr. Krabs' desk] This is the last robot, Squidward. I love this young people's music. "Rock-a-Bye Bivalve" He didn't laugh because he couldn't laugh because he's... [scene zooms in on him] ...a robot! 1999-. Mr. Krabs: How about a little music to count me money to? Radio DJ: [From the radio] And now for the #1 song in Bikini Bottom: "Electric Zoo." SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. 49a SpongeBob: [gasps] Not even a chuckle! [continues screaming] That cost me $24.95! [sobbing and then sobbing louder] Squidward, where are you? SpongeBob: [delivers the food to Thaddeus] There you go! SpongeBob: I got an idea. [Mr. Krabs is at his desk writing something when the radio stops working. Because it's... about... pirates. Now listen, what did these robots in the movie look like? [cuts to the ordering window, where a greedy crab is seen happily sniffing a handful of money. SpongeBob: That's the final test, Squidward; the love test. Now get back to work! SpongeBob: Oh, I've got nothing to worry about. [Squidward breaks it, which causes Mr. Krabs to scream] Nooo! SpongeBob: What do you mean I shouldn't watch this? SpongeBob: Well, in the movie the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot. "Fictional character: Mr. Krabs". It is one of the most popular Nickelodeon shows, it later spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games. "A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY." Put it on the table, SpongeBob. [runs out while Squidward smiles nervously at Mr. Krabs and then grabs a broom and sweeps the broken pieces on the floor. [SpongeBob screams] Mr. Krabs: No! Course. [scene cuts to the kitchen. SpongeBob: [gulps] Squidward? SpongeBob SquarePants is a TV series that premiered in 1999 on Nickelodeon. Mr. Krabs: Aw, me radio died! "Fictional character: Mr. Krabs". Squidward: Go get the toaster. Mr. Krabs: [runs up to the counter again] What? Squidward: [sarcastically] Hilarious. [all the customers run out screaming] What do we do now? Back to work! I'm not running a happy factory here. Squidward: Oh, really? If you're wasting time, you're wasting money ... and that's just sick. Squidward: [chuckles nervously] Uhh, it went, umm, uhh, let's see, uhh... why couldn't the 11-year-old get into the pirate movie? Pretty funny, huh? Why don't you work on this problem back in the kitchen?! 3 Mr. Krabs: [walks out of the bathroom, his eyes back to normal] Ah, that's better. Radio DJ: [From the phone] Hmmm... which one, man? [picks up a pair of tongs] I can already taste it. [pokes Squidward's nose] Keep an eye on him, Squidward. We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs! SpongeBob: I'm serious, Squidward! [takes out the batteries] Hmm, these batteries still have a little juice in 'em. [SpongeBob & Squidward lock the door] Heh-heh, why did you lock the door? Mr. Krabs: Bee-boo-boo-boo-boo-bop, [Garbled telephone noise] bee-boo-boo-bop, [Garbled telephone noise] boo-boo-bee-bop? Squidward holds up a bat] Next Robots have taken over the world! Mr. Krabs: [panicking] No, wait! Dreams about running from the giant robot from the movie earlier. Mr. Krabs was talking to his radio, and he said he feels "recharged." Uhh, how'd it go Squidward? [over loudspeaker] Attention, everyone, run for your lives! SpongeBob: Yeah, you know, they get the straight poop, ask questions, get information. Airdate: Mr. Krabs: [Barges out screaming; his eyes are piercing red, his pair of the tongs snip, then it shows the batteries in his pocket, just like the robot in the movie] SpongeBob & Squidward: [both screaming] Mr. Krabs: [continues screaming as he goes into the bathroom] Squidward: I'll … Come to Papa. I keep thinking robots are taking over the world, probably on account of this movie I watched last night where robots take over the world. SpongeBob: Yeah, but I saw Mr. Krabs talking with his radio before. I'm Mr. Krabs. He jumps onto Squidward's arms] Oh, Squidward, it's terrible! Squidward: Not the Navy! [Squidward slaps him again] [takes the egg out of the water with his tongs] Got ya! Why was Mr. Krabs making all those beeping sounds? He's obviously heard it before. Gary: Meow! Diarrhea. [puts the batteries in his back pocket. SpongeBob: [runs over to the phone] Hello, Operator? [laughs] If I didn't know better, I'd say he was... [scene zooms in on SpongeBob] ...a robot! Mr. Krabs: [runs up to the counter again] What is it, SpongeBob?! [Mr. Krabs is trying to get out of his chair] I am Mr. Krabs! I guess I'm a little bit jumpy. Squidward: We're just gonna see what your "little buddy" knows. Mr. Krabs: [Barges out screaming; his eyes are piercing red, his pair of the tongs snip, then it shows the batteries in his pocket, just like the robot in the movie] www.imdb.com. Squidward: There's a logical explanation why he didn't laugh, SpongeBob. That cost me money! Get back to work all of you! "[b-dum-tss] [laughing] Arr! Isn't that sad? Could it be that he's... [scene zooms in on him] ...a robot? SpongeBob: That sounds like Mr. Krabs. [throws him in the kitchen. What color is my underwear? TV Series "SpongeBob SquarePants" ("Dying for Pie/Imitation Krabs", 2000), www.imdb.com. SpongeBob: Sorry. Mr. Krabs: [Growling in fury, starting the background shaking] Squidward! [everyone is silent] Our world! Squidward: No, wait, SpongeBob! Mr. Krabs: I'm Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs becomes infuriated, the scene then exits from the office to the exterior of The Krusty Krab outside.] https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Krab_Borg/transcript?oldid=3362350. Shield me with your forehead! I am! U.S. viewers (millions): SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, seeing you slap Mr. Krabs like that is just too horrible to watch! Squidward: No, that's not Mr. Krabs. Who's watching the cash register?! Squidward: I'll evacuate the customers, you call the navy!